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LET ME TEACH YOU A THING ABOUT LOVEBUGS.
THEY SOUND CUTE. THEY ARE NOT. THEY COME TO FLORIDA EVERY SUMMER. THEY ARE SIMILAR TO HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS IN THAT THEY GET IN YOUR WAY, THEY ARE SUPER SLOW, AND ALL THEY DO IS FORNICATE.
OH WELL “THAT’S NOT TOO BAD”
THINK AGAIN WHEN YOU’RE SLOUGHING THEIR GUTS OFF YOUR CAR, BUDDY
since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?
i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?